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Sunday, June 17, 2012

Movie Review: 'Rock of Ages'

'Rock of Ages' is either a silly extravagant waste of celluloid or a silly piece of celebrity karaoke corn. Perfect for a Sunday matinee?

Plot: Girl. Goy. Love. Gig hair. Jeans with holes. Arena rock. Mix together. Repeat. As A-list larks go, these are game guys and gals, to be sure. The scenery-chewing Catherine Zeta Jones, fists pumping and pink heels kicking to "Hit me with Your Best Shot," looks like she's teaching a kickboxing class. Alec Baldwin and Russell Brand have wonderful chemistry as management of the struggling Bourbon Club, perpetually, somewhat shabbily, and at much cost, "living the rock 'n roll dream."   Baldwin can't sing and he knows it, so he pulls a Rex Harrison in "My Fair Lady" and talks instead. It's too bad Pierce Brosnan didn't use similar wisdom for his disastrous singing role in "Mamma Mia."   Ingenue stars Julianne Hough (of "Footloose" and "…

Cynthia L Johnson

10:30 am on Sunday, June 17, 2012

I thoroughly enjoyed the music, it bought back memories of rock n roll icons. Tom Cruise played "Stacee Jaxx" roll very well, I thought, I am proud of him for reaching out in another roll besides action snd adventure.   more ›

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Summer Movie Season Starts Next Week

Hollywood rolls out its list of blockbusters with The Avengers.

A few sequels, one or two reboots, and Johnny Depp in weird costumes. The summer movie season is about to start. MTV is calling 2012 a nerdy movie summer, and also one of the biggest. Says MTV: It's a crowded landscape to be sure; you'll want to spend your hard-earned theatergoing cash wisely if you want to weed out the fantastic, can't-miss movies from the [ugly], must-miss ones.  Here's a few of the movies planned for the summer. Which ones excite you the most? Did we miss any? Tell us in the comments.

Dana Hummel

11:35 pm on Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Heard great things about this movie. Will wait for it to come out on Redbox though.   more ›

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